George Brett talks shit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUdHMkE5Qdk

Janet and The BIg Ragu Busted

70's sitcom stars are drinking heavily (then driving) these days.
Both Three's Company star Joyce DeWitt and now Eddie Mekka, who played Shirley's beau Carmine on Laverne & Shirley, were arrested on suspicion of DUI the same week.

Death by Chocolate

New Jersey Man Dies in Chocolate

A 29-year-old man died yesterday morning after he fell into an eight-foot vat of chocolate at a Camden facility that officials think may have been operating illegally.

Vincent Smith II of Camden fell from a nine-foot platform as he was tossing blocks of solid raw chocolate into a 120-degree tank used to mix and melt the chocolate for Hershey's candy, according to Jason Laughlin, spokesman for the Camden County Prosecutor's Office.

A coworker slammed on an emergency shutoff switch as two others tried to rescue Smith, Laughlin said, but Smith, a temporary worker, was hit by a paddlelike mechanism that mixes the chocolate. He was dead when firefighters pulled his body out about 10:45 a.m.

Ohio woman, 75, accused of beating fawn to death

Wed Jul 8, 9:08 pm ET
EUCLID, Ohio – An Ohio woman who found a fawn in her flower garden has been accused of beating it to death with a shovel. Dorothy Richardson, 75, was charged in a warrant with animal cruelty at her Euclid home near the Cleveland Metroparks Euclid Creek Reservation, a wooded park where deer, foxes and other wildlife roam.

Animal control officer Ann Mills requested the warrant. She said "everybody's very upset" about the fawn's June 15 death.
Richardson hasn't appeared in court. She told Cleveland's WKYC-TV she was afraid of the fawn and used a shovel to try to make it move. She said after it died she put it in a box and took it to the curb on trash day.
Euclid's cruelty to animals charge is punishable by up to six months in jail and a $1,000 fine.

Oscar Mayer dies at 95

MADISON, Wis. (AP) -- Oscar G. Mayer, retired chairman of the Wisconsin-based meat processing company that bears his name, has died at the age of 95. Mayer's wife, Geraldine, said he died of old age Monday age at Hospice Care in Fitchburg. He was the third Oscar Mayer in the family that founded Oscar Mayer Foods, which was once the largest private employer in Madison. His grandfather, Oscar F. Mayer, died in 1955 and his father, Oscar G. Mayer Sr., died in 1965. Mayer retired as chairman of the board in 1977 at age 62 soon after the company recorded its first $1 billion year. The company was later sold to General Foods and is now a business unit of Kraft.

Not one wiener joke.

Farrah Fawcett was robbed

This was her last time to shine, then Michael goes and ODs hours later.
I will now hold a commencement masturbation ceremony to (young) Farrah first, then to (old) Michael soon after.

Bionic Hearing Now Available To The Elderly!

The catch phrase is "Here's how to get my bionic hearing aid, and it won't cost you six million dollars".

I don't know if this is a sign of the times or a sign of the apocalypse.

Check it out:
www.hearingaidtv.com

McEnroe goes balls out to win Wimbledon!